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  Tim Pool without his beanie is like seeing a peeled lemon or a turtle with no shell.

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  Kind of bizarre that everyone still uses the term "podcast" despite the fact that the iPod went the way of the dodo bird nearly 20 years ago.

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  Minidisc, yet another piece of "obselete" media that still somehow manages to look more high-tech / cyberpunk than 99.9 percent of our sterile & boring modern technology. Truly, the future was then.

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  The difference between Aqua Teen Hunger Force / Xavier Renegade Angel and modern "adult animated shows" lies in the fact that other series take the safe edgy route like South Park, where they make a racist joke and then spend three minutes lecturing the audience about it. In contrast, ATHF and XRA deliver a barrage of racist and offensive jokes, refuse to elaborate further and simply move on with the episode.

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  For the record, I only "whack it" to Russian dashcam footage of car accidents and airline safety instructional videos from the late 1980s. Like a normal person. :KannaSip:

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  Disappointed that the actor who played Mulder might be Jewish though. Although I was recently told that his whole "my grandparents escaped the hollacaawst Hoh Gaaaawd" sob story may have just been one of those obnoxious "let's learn about Jews" self insert subplots that (((tv writers))) shoe-horn into everything. My investigation into the matter is ongoing. 🛸

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  "Fetish" makes me sound like a subhuman gooner. However she was my first celebrity crush as a lad, I'm not even gonna lie or try to deny it. :KannaSip:

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  Eh he has one foot in the (((anti-woke))) astroturfed Twitter / Elon Musk clique, and sometimes it shows.

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  > And when it is all over, we can finally grill. :grill: :watamelon:

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  The Samson option is still definitely on the table.

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  > He was later expelled for practicing negromancy aka black magic.

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  😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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  @Terry@poa.st > The Glorious Republic of North Korea abducted a Romanian Woman so that one of their beloved citizens wouldn't have to engage in miscegenation. What has America done for you, White Man? :KannaSip: 🇰🇵 :kimjongilshades:

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  @grizzlywhisker@nicecrew.digital @mitchconner@clubcyberia.co @ins0mniak@bigmilkers.beer @StarProphet@noauthority.social > The older generations had digital homes, the youth of today are digitally homeless.

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  @OeakEyDoork@poa.st @TeaTootler@poa.st @eee@poa.st @grizzlywhisker@nicecrew.digital @mitchconner@clubcyberia.co @ins0mniak@bigmilkers.beer @StarProphet@noauthority.social Still amazed that Lord Gaben went from "Valve Reddit Mod" to "Renaissance Artist Depiction of God" after losing weight. Good for him.

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  @globalmuseum@mastodon.online > The Butterflussy has me acting unwise. 🦋 :doomer:

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  @Kang_Kong3@poa.st @PraxisOfEvil@poa.st Watamelon, Graf-kun and Niggerduck are the three elements that created Poast from the primordial dumpster fire known as the Fediverse. Although, only true old-fags remember Nigger duck. :watamelon: :graf_2: :niggaduck:

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  @Terry@poa.st @lnx@poa.st Syrian Girl should become a V-tuber since she's out of a job right now as an Assad regime propagandist. A cute anime girl fedposting about dead Israelis would easily blow everything else out of the water.

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  @lnx@poa.st @Terry@poa.st Strap me to Syrian Girl and fire me directly at Tel Aviv, I'm ready.

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  @suquili@poa.st @Fullmetal2255@shitposter.world Official Superbowl anthem, circa 1910.

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  @sapphire@shortstacksran.ch @BowsacNoodle@poa.st @partyanimal@nicecrew.digital > Mfw I see faggots and try-hards calling themselves "the CEO of Racism." You nerds will never be on the same level as Lovecraft, cry about it. :KannaSip: