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jpm@aus.social

<p>I’m Joel, the WiFi whacker, network noodler, IoT idiot, Linux licker, and security spooner. Can C, a bit Rusty, also Bashing Pythons. Now contains at least 65% shitpost by weight. Meets or exceeds ISO3533:2021 standards. Not for human consumption. Not for animal consumption. Not for quality or training purposes. Best viewed with Netscape Navigator 4.0. </p><p>⚠️ DOES NOT CONTAIN LIVE BEES</p><p>Geek for hire - if you’ve got a cool project let me know!</p>

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    Awwww AliExpress seems to have put a block on viewing Questionable Medical Devices in Australia.

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    El em ay oh &quot;Just bought one of these day boys to fix up the controller for my pool heater. I soldered it in and now with all these super farads my pool heater has my pool water bubbling like a hot volcanic spring. My pool is now so hot i could boil pasta in it. Infact i think i might, i could really go for a big bowl of bolognaise…” https://www.jaycar.com.au/1f-5-5vdc-super-capacitor/p/RU6705

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    Oh no, I appear to have enrolled in a @Kels_316@aus.social training course. Pray for Mojo

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    @gsuberland@chaos.social I see your 2 flutes and raise you a double twist-drill bit

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    Is today the day I start heavily drinking after I get handed an employment termination notice? I’ll find out in about an hour!

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    🎶 don’t bring me doooowwwwwnnnn 🎶

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    @whatifbot@eigenmagic.net that’s just Linux+

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    Oh no, I just had An Idea.

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    3 100-pin connectors seems excessive

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    SMALL DETAILS BIG SMILES #StraightOuttaShenzen

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    Oop power out

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    RE: https://infosec.exchange/@BleepingComputer/117513270857566449 RETURN. TO. IPSEC.

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    Brb buying an 0.5kW soldering iron #StraightOuttaShenzen https://www.aliexpress.com/item/4001147738616.html

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    It puts my pakidge in the van or else it gets my sads again

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    RE: https://mastodon.social/@Mastodon/116929144390213579 You get a newsletter, and you get a newsletter, and YOU get a newsletter, AND ALL OF YOU GET NEWSLETTERS!

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    @NewtonMark@eigenmagic.net good luck with that, last time I checked Russia was importing their diesel to cover production shortfall and lowered their domestic production quality to Euro-3 which is causing engines to blow up

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    RE: https://infosec.exchange/@BleepingComputer/117399431102325226 NextGenerationFirewall *drink*

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    Biblically accurate potentiometer #StraightOuttaShenzen https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1005007527146861.html

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    Okay FINE I’ll increase the schematic drawing borders to A2 size

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    Thinking about doing horrible things to an ADC to generate random numbers.

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    I have had Another Idea for Random Friend. Are TO-92 sized transistors friend-shaped? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/TO-92

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    Hey wanna see a caterpillar orgy?

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    Hey @lcamtuf@infosec.exchange it arrived in Australia!

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    @NewtonMark@eigenmagic.net and Oracle gonna go splat: https://finance.yahoo.com/technology/ai/articles/oracles-ai-bet-just-sent-202854124.html

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    Man Durphy’s

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    Lies, damned lies, and MOSFET current ratings

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    Today will be an electronics building day, assembling a prototype TPS62933P-based power supply board to get familiar with the chip before using them in upcoming designs.

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    Fillet Minions

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    The brand name on my lock picks is raising many questions already answered by the brand name on my lock picks #StraightOuttaShenzen

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    Bec: hey what did you order from France? It just arrived. Me: uhhh… *whirr whirr crunch grind* nothing? Unless it’s that book from the USA I ordered? It’s definitely a book-shaped box.