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simonwilliamson@mastodon.world

<p>Somewhat introverted Australian Online English Teacher. Was once a library assistant. Currently in Durrës, Albania. I have lived in Asia and Europe for quite a number of years. Originally from Sydney.</p>

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    When I think or say &#39;when the weather improves&#39;, I mean when it gets colder and starts raining a lot.

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    @newsthump Muttering &#39;but it moves&#39;, referring to Trump&#39;s hair.

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    @MarkAsser There are quite a lot of them, though.

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    @ElenLeFoll Does Southeastern Rail consider Charles III the (very) old pretender.

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    @frogglin The Murdoch press will probably blame Dan Andrews for it.

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    @joannaholman Will the 21st century be revealed to be a massive prank at the end of today?

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    Had to change travel plans a little bit this weekend. I couldn&amp;#39;t get a bus ticket for Saturday afternoon to Sofia. So I have to get one VERY early on Sunday and have to coordinate 3 buses on one day to get Ohrid in North Macedonia by the evening. What can go wrong? :)

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    https://stirring-fox-7e1fab.netlify.app

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    @MarkAsser@beige.party @MelissaBearTrix@gives.hugz.online Perhaps he&#39;s already dead and he&#39;s been replaced by a robot?

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    @MarkAsser@beige.party @MelissaBearTrix@gives.hugz.online Could anyone tell the difference if he were?

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    @WoozleWuzzle@godforsaken.website &#39;Wuther&#39; should be used to describe Kate Bush&#39;s dancing. &quot;Have you ever wuthered?&quot;

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    @mrundkvist@archaeo.social They might have other more important things to concern themselves with (rolls eyes).

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    @MarkAsser@beige.party On the plus side, he&#39;s lost weight.

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    @MarkAsser@beige.party Should you consult a soothsayer?

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    Someone decided to turn the tractor on at 4:30 am in the morning. What a way to start the Monday.

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    @MarkAsser@beige.party Is there a shop which specifically mongs spinach? :)

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    Does anyone know which Roman emperor inflicted long theatre performances on people and the audience members tried to get out of watching them by feigning death? For some reason I&#39;m thinking of that today #romanempire

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    @samuelpepys@mastodon.social A good cover for when someone drops in at a time when you don&#39;t want to go shopping - &quot;I&#39;m fasting for (historical event)&quot;

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    @tayfonay@beige.party would &#39;completely cylindrical&#39; also work?

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    @cstross@wandering.shop The UK PM&#39;s official press conference: