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  @jaykuo@universeodon.com There are so many more energy efficient ways to deal with him. Although launching towards space with a rocket that explodes would be quite the spectacle.

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  @politicallyinclined@mastodon.social Made in China?

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  @jpmens@mastodon.social Teams is definitely one of the things I do not miss from work.

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  If you use emojis INSTEAD of words, I am likely to ignore what you write instead of trying to figure out what that little picture is, let alone what you are trying to mean by it. As babies are told, USE YOUR WORDS! #emojis #UseYourWords

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  RE: https://mastodon.social/@scalzi/117044947268572983 Did you see someone cutting down a Flock camera? No you didn't.

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  OMFG!

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  @lostgen Replace "duh dun" with "deNIC" in the Pink Panther theme song.

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  @Remittancegirl An obituary would be nice

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  @bruces Don't ask it about "dachshund field trial." It cites the AKC but is so wrong.

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  @VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social Nothing like puppy love

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  @VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social The funeral is Tuesday

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  @LunaDragofelis @DJDarren @LuluHelle How do they prove legal name?

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  @the_turtle@mastodon.sdf.org @VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social The only way that will happen is if the fat orange man dies suddenly before they can be pardoned.

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  @VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social Edison electrocuted dogs and an elephant trying to discredit Westinghouse and alternating current. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/War_of_the_currents

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  @VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social And I prefer driving in snow than rain.

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  @MayhamMonday@mstdn.ca @VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social Peel your skin off?

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  @VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social Thank God I'm still on my starter wife.

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  @VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social You'll be so wet, no one will notice you peed yourself

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  @SpoonsForever@mastodon.art @VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social Didn't take any wooden nickels

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  @VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social That's ambitious!

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  @gneilyo@mastodon.online @fesshole@mastodon.social "Car"is probably a behemoth SUV

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  @VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social https://www.latimes.com/archives/la-xpm-1993-07-11-vw-11989-story.html Make Lawyer Jokes a Crime? Maybe Just Bad Ones

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  @jbqueru@floss.social @benjamin@piaille.fr As someone who has done a little assembly language programming, I guess a human could review the code AI generated, but they would need to be very, very skilled.

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  @laketrout@mastodon.social Camouflage so ICE doesn't deport him.

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  @VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social Today's special is alphabet soup and word salad.

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  @TheZeldaZone@mastodon.social Yes, it is more complicated than the cliche or my clarification. However, sometimes expressing something requires brevity over discourse.

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  @MostlyHarmless@thecanadian.social YouTube doesn't care if you can. I watch the Lockpicking Lawyer and @deviantollam@defcon.social , so sometimes it shows me gun adjacent ads. Have zero interest.

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  @flargh@mastodon.social Perhaps an SEC investigation under a new administration will look into it.