2026-11-03 15:59 UTC
Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Fat Pigeon Pin. Pigeons, much like humans, select the alpha male in the flock solely based on who is the most perfectly round.
https://collabs.shop/w5vfy2
Replies (4)
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@ehproque@neopaquita.es 2026-11-03 16:03
@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social yeah, she was in my garden the other day
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@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social 2026-11-03 16:41
My bird-loving wife would like me to add that pigeons were domesticated and then abandoned by humans, so we all need to be kind to them. I would like to add: round animals funny lol
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@Slyence@mastodo.neoliber.al 2026-11-03 16:32
@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social this is also how raccoons determine which stud is going to be the top man at the nightly screamo-orgy outside my bedroom window
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@martaczc@mastodon.com.pl 2026-11-03 20:37
@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social alpha borb