2026-11-02 22:28 UTC
Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this "Send All Billionaires To Space" Patch. Abolish ICE, create DABA (Deport All Billionaires Agency).
https://collabs.shop/yvqayw
Replies (7)
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@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social 2026-11-02 23:00
To clarify, they are being deported to the sun.
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@davetheresurrector@mastodon.social 2026-11-03 00:40
@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social Without a reentry shield, otherwise there's no point.
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@chicating@mastodon.world 2026-11-03 01:05
@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social tell them we won't disempower them by arranging their return, either. we'll give them the opportunity to figure it out so that they're not dependent on us.
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@unruly@mastodon.social 2026-11-03 01:46
@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social High Quality service advertisement. :mastodon:
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@MySideIsHumanity@myprivate.social 2026-11-03 04:21
@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social Billionaires are right… they ~do~ deserve space joyrides at our expense.
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@augustav@troet.cafe 2026-11-03 07:31
@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social how do we cook them then. And what should we eat instead
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@WorldTravelerAll7@mastodon.world 2026-11-03 10:38
@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social Here's the policy I've been pushing 😁 💙