2026-11-04 23:48 UTC
Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this Snail Blanket. Did you know that a snail's shell is the hardest material on Earth? It is virtually indestructible. Please do not test this out for yourself.
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@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social 2026-11-05 00:22
Do you know why they call mailed letters snail mail? It's because snails were briefly employed at the United States Postal Service in 1953. This program quickly ended because snails were not only painfully slow, but were also entirely incapable of comprehending their job.