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1:03: So... I think Dragon and Hun San have a 2nd duel on a beach which just sorta ends midway through, then Hun San walks on the beach and encounters that group of followers that want to kill him for their master's death, and he ends up killing all of them? Random as hell. 😖 #KungFuSat #NinjaSwordsOfDeath

So... is Hun San taking care of that kid from the beginning whose dad was killed? #KungFuSat #NinjaSwordsOfDeath

@kcarr2015@mstdn.social That was exhausting. #KungFuSat#NinjaswordsOfDeath

1:25: So after all than Hun San beat Sun Khan Tong in, like, under a minute after the two charge each other, Big Trouble in Little China duel flip style, and the Lu Chan and his wife So Hi just follow Hun San around now? What a strange movie. 😆 #KungFuSat #NinjaSwordsOfDeath

@kcarr2015@mstdn.social That's what happens brands go overseas: adapt or die! "Royale with cheese" etc. I remember the McDonalds menu in Taiwan was like 50% pork. #KungFuSat

1:10: "All the dirty men in this world cannot live long. It is the rule!" Word, bruh. #KungFuSat #NinjaSwordsOfDeath

@klu9@ohai.social@allanb@mastodon.social For quite a bit of it, I kept waiting for the narrative to make some kind of sense. But gave up and decided it was more fun to snark and read what others are saying. #KungFuSat #NinjaswordsOfDeath

@AlsoPaisleyCat@tenforward.social @JanineFromPgh@mastodon.social That's an ad for a KFC hamburger? WTH??? #KungFuSat #NinjaSwordsOfDeath

Is this possibly the worst Kung Fu film we have seen yet on #KungFuSat ? #KungFuSat

@allanb@mastodon.social @klu9@ohai.social …and now we know why and how bad vertical AI generated cdramas can get views… #KungFuSat #NinjaSwordsOfDeath

@klu9@ohai.social Like it was written by Kyle, age 10. #KungFuSat

@allanb@mastodon.social Word to live by! (if you can understand them) #KungFuSat

@sharazluke@mastodon.world @SesameSquirrel@mastodon.social @MatthewTitus88@mastodon.social 🍗🍗🍗🍗🍗 I wish you a succulent chicken meal today. #KungFuSat 🥷🏻⚔️💀 #NinjaSwordsOfDeath1978

Thanks everyone, what a film! As the monk says: "That's the truth, we should follow. If we go against it, even if we have done everything, that would fail in the end. We will suffer, for what we've done so we must behave good, but in this world not everyrone can stick to the rules. As a good man. Finally, they'll suffer. We are all born good. If we are good, we will live long, and be rewarded by God. So live it well. So man must behave good. To achieve peace and harmony." #KungFuSat

0:59: The real mystery here is how much Sun Khan Tong's voice changed from the time he met Ma Su Yen in the field, by the time he became Hun San. 🤨 #KungFuSat #NinjaSwordsOfDeath

@sharazluke@mastodon.world as an apology, I suggest you go back and watch my other movies from Shaw Brothers, which you missed 😂 @MatthewTitus88@mastodon.social#KungFuSat 🥷⚔️🪦 #NinjaSwordsOfDeath1978

Thanks @SesameSquirrel@mastodon.social & the gang for the baffling kungfu / mouthwatering chicken watch! #KungFuSat

RE: https://techhub.social/@OldRustBucket/117576568386870690 🤣🦃🦃🦃🦃 #KungFuSat 🥷⚔️🪦 #NinjaSwordsOfDeath1978

That was certainly a good turkey of a movie for November. #kungfusat

and on THAT baffling finale, thank you ALL for surviving #KungFuSat 🥷⚔️🪦 #NinjaSwordsOfDeath1978