#ninjaswordsofdeath

1:03: So... I think Dragon and Hun San have a 2nd duel on a beach which just sorta ends midway through, then Hun San walks on the beach and encounters that group of followers that want to kill him for their master's death, and he ends up killing all of them? Random as hell. 😖 #KungFuSat #NinjaSwordsOfDeath

So... is Hun San taking care of that kid from the beginning whose dad was killed? #KungFuSat #NinjaSwordsOfDeath

@kcarr2015@mstdn.social That was exhausting. #KungFuSat#NinjaswordsOfDeath

1:25: So after all than Hun San beat Sun Khan Tong in, like, under a minute after the two charge each other, Big Trouble in Little China duel flip style, and the Lu Chan and his wife So Hi just follow Hun San around now? What a strange movie. 😆 #KungFuSat #NinjaSwordsOfDeath

1:10: "All the dirty men in this world cannot live long. It is the rule!" Word, bruh. #KungFuSat #NinjaSwordsOfDeath

@klu9@ohai.social@allanb@mastodon.social For quite a bit of it, I kept waiting for the narrative to make some kind of sense. But gave up and decided it was more fun to snark and read what others are saying. #KungFuSat #NinjaswordsOfDeath

@AlsoPaisleyCat@tenforward.social @JanineFromPgh@mastodon.social That's an ad for a KFC hamburger? WTH??? #KungFuSat #NinjaSwordsOfDeath

@allanb@mastodon.social @klu9@ohai.social …and now we know why and how bad vertical AI generated cdramas can get views… #KungFuSat #NinjaSwordsOfDeath

0:59: The real mystery here is how much Sun Khan Tong's voice changed from the time he met Ma Su Yen in the field, by the time he became Hun San. 🤨 #KungFuSat #NinjaSwordsOfDeath

@kcarr2015@mstdn.social suddenly, they are two sword specialists? #KungFuSat #NinjaSwordsOfDeath

@JanineFromPgh@mastodon.social @kcarr2015@mstdn.social It’s difficult not to adore Ninge! He doesn’t do a lot of Kung Fu though. #KungFuSat #NinjaSwordsOfDeath

0:51: FINALLY Dragon and Sun Khan Tong/Hun San have a duel, and somehow the sound effects guy managed to use the MOST ANNOYING sound effect ever for a ringing blade clashes. 🤦‍♂️😆 #KungFuSat #NinjaSwordsOfDeath

Pitchforks and wirefu/trampoline. What an interesting combination. #KungFuSat #NinjaSwordsOfDeath

@JanineFromPgh@mastodon.social @kcarr2015@mstdn.social The cdrama transmigrators always give themselves away by demanding hotpot. Fried chicken and barbecue skewers always get a pass though . #KungFuSat #NinjaSwordsOfDeath

@kcarr2015@mstdn.social It’s been retroactively embraced! KFC even has Liu Yuning as their ambassador. But he’s also the brand ambassador for Coke, so it’s complicated. He can’t promote combos since KFC is Pepsi. https://youtube.com/shorts/wYVSMG2GR6Q #KungFuSat #NinjaSwordsOfDeath

#Tubi just reminded me that I used to watch a nature show called Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom, and that just seems daft in the 21st century. #KungFuSat #NinjaSwordsOfDeath

0:46: Fried Chicken in ancient China? Why does that seem so odd? #KungFuSat #NinjaSwordsOfDeath

@klu9@ohai.social We’re no where near a bamboo forest yet. But we have seen some lightness so the *Flying Swallow* title has been justified. #KungFuSat #NinjaSwordsOfDeath

Early lightness through wirefu! Kill that topknot! Interesting counting coup for a film that’s shown little attention for Confucian hair norms. #KungFuSat #NinjaSwordsOfDeath

You’re ruined by being forced into prostitution so the person you were no longer exists. Yikes. #KungFuSat #NinjaSwordsOfDeath